Video thumbnail for Honest Game Trailers - The Witcher 3.With the Empire attacking the Kingdoms of the North and the Wild Hunt, a cavalcade of ghastly riders, breathing down your neck, the only way to survive is to fight back. Consider us dazzled." Steve Schnieder of Tech Times observed "The folks over at Smosh Games are fans of the game, there's no doubt about that - but they're not afraid to point out some of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt's weirder moments, either." Tatiana Morris of Game Zone called the Honest Game Trailer "so accurate that it almost hurts (from laughing)." Malaiko of Gaming Illuminaughty wrote "this video was still pretty hilarious and they managed to perfectly nitpick this game series, which shows even critically acclaimed games aren’t without their fair share of flaws." Caleb Reading of Uproxx wrote that the video "perfectly sum up the game’s mechanics in just one sentence, while referencing lightsabers as an added bonus. Honest Game Trailers - The Witcher 3 has a 98.0% approval rating from YouTube viewers. Starring: The Glitcher (Doug Cockle as Geralt of Rivia) Trisstan Dunst (Jaimi Barbakoff as Triss Merigold) Yennifer Love Hewitt (Denise Gough as Yennefer of Vengerberg) Robert Baratheon (James Clyde as Phillip Strenger, The Bloody Baron) Ciriously Where The Did You Go?!! (Jo Wyatt as Cirilla "Ciri" Fiona Elen Riannon) Sauron (Steven Hartley as Eredin Bréacc Glas, King of the Wild Hunt) and The View (The Ladies of the Wood).Īnyone else notice that Roach is pretty much a teleporting demon horse? Uuuughhh!!!! From the real-time beard growth to the beautifully rendered areolas, to the stunning vistas that will absolutely take your breath aw- Oh no! I haven't saved in, like, four hours! So dive into a franchise whose biggest flaw is having to quit your job or drop out of school to experience it all. The developer heard you liked games so they put a game in your game so you could game while you game! With Gwent, a card game featuring images of characters from the game you're currently playing outside of that card game. dangly old water hag bewbs? Kill it! Kill it with Igni! Role play as a man who is not just a freak - but also a super freak! As the latest installment of this X-rated dating sim doesn't disappoint. In an ending so final in its endingness, gamers will unanimously agree that's totally how the game ends. Damn it! I'm a Witcher not a panner! Stop wasting my time!īut it will all be worth it when you finally take on the Swedish death metal album art known as the Wild Hunt. Then completely ignore the main quest as you take on more pressing matters like escorting a goat, snowball fights, and helping an old woman find her missing. Like Game of Thrones if it werea Choose Your Own Adventure books. Full of though moral choices that will result in innocent deaths no matter which option you pick. Set out on an epic quest to safe Ciri, a princess who's always in another castle. That's as fun as making lightsaber noises at a spreadsheet! (Makes lightsaber noises) Just check your mini-map, dude! Get ready for the Monster Hunter game Capcom wishes they made, as you take down griffins, trolls and wraiths in epic fun-to-play battles - after hours of tedious potion, oil and spell preparation. Like: bloodstains, dead bodies and shoes. Use his finely tuned Witcher senses to locate stuff you could easily find with your normal senses. Take control of Geralt, a whirling dance of death while in combat and an impossible to control spaz when you trying to open a chest or pick some flowers. Then rob their crumbling shanties blind once they've paid up! Oooh! Goat hide! It's the second most dangerous profession in the kingdom - right behind bouncer trying to keep you from entering a building. Thrill as you haggle with dirt poor villagers over how much it will cost to save them from unspeakable horrors. Become a Witcher, which is confusingly different from being a witch or witch-hunter but is basically just a fancy Orkin-Man. Journey to an overwhelmingly vast and Polish land where Gerald is Geralt, Jennifer is Yennefer, and the locals are covered in charming Eastern European prison tattoos. From the studio who sounds like they picked three random words out of a hat comes a franchise based on the books you never read, a sequel to the game you never played, and a follow-up to the game you heard was really, really good and scrambled to finish before this one came out.
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